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Let’s be real….. January is a messy month.
Whether you’re contemplating grime covered snow along the roadside, or frozen limp plants in your flower pots; January offers a little disappointment for everyone. We know this, and yet we push through it.
Did you read my post, “Sunday Dinner: First Snow” where I described some super “squirrel proof” suet cake and showed you some hand crafted bird feeders holding it? I made up the suet recipe in mid-January and had three new feeders filled with it before our first snow of the season.
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And as it snowed, I brushed away the accumulating ice and added little piles of Cayenne laced fresh seeds on top of the feeders to entice our birds. They rewarded us with lots of action, gathering in the nearby shrubs and trees awaiting their turns to eat.
But all of that easy food attracted the attention of our cold and hungry squirrels as well. You may know them well: those pesky little guys who dig holes in the pots in search of tasty bulbs or hidden acorns. Like deer, they also carry ticks. You may be a fan of squirrels, but we are not. Thus, my excitement at the Cayenne laced suet recipe in the first place…..
And in honesty to each of you who read that post, and especially to anyone who may have tried the recipe for yourself: It didn’t deter the squirrels for even a moment.
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The birds did enjoy the feeder, between visits from the squirrels….
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My partner was skeptical from the very beginning. No amount of explaining about the Cayenne made a bit of difference. He wisely knew that hungry squirrels would come anyway. Their little squirrel eyes might be streaming with tears from the hot pepper; (do squirrels have tears?) but they would smell the food and come marauding anyway.
And as usual, he was right. The blue cup and saucer, carefully hung in the Dogwood tree by my office window, on a fragile branch way too slender to support a squirrel, was emptied first.
I watched the little guy gingerly explore the branch and find his way to the chain, where he hung upside down while feasting. No amount of noise I made from inside caused him the least distress. He simply looked at me with that stoic look of a feasting squirrel, and kept eating.
It was only when I appeared outside, moments later, with a huge shaker of Cayenne pepper in hand that he took off to the neighbor’s yard. I shook pepper all over the remaining suet, and the glass cup and saucer for good measure. But the squirrels didn’t mind the pepper, or the swaying chain, and within days cleaned all the suet from the cup.
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That is when they discovered the other feeders left in potted plants, one in the front and the other on the deck. Yesterday we noticed their persistence had broken the one on the deck in two. The suet filled suet cup landed on the ground a story below. We rescued it, and set it where the birds can still find it, and the squirrels will do no more damage.
The delicate porcelain bowl I’d placed in front had a worse fate, and cracked when the squirrels’ enthusiasm knocked it out of its pot. What a mess!
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As I said, January is a messy month; and often filled with disappointment. I say this, having taken stock of the sorry state my pots are in today. Even the most ‘winter hardy’ ornamentals suffer from days beneath ice, their roots in frozen soil.
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Sorry, no grooming here yet…. We just lifted off its ice dome and freed it yesterday. But the Heuchera shrugs off the cold!
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A few noticeably perked up once their soil thawed a little yesterday, so their roots could absorb some water. Even the toughest can dehydrate in the wind, when the soil remains a block of ice.
But all one can do is tidy them up a little and hope for the best. I’ve spent the last few days lifting off remaining chunks of ice, deadheading and pinching off spent leaves and stems.
My faith is in their roots…. Soon, I expect to see new leaves and plump buds appear again.
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But let’s be real. There are a few more weeks of wicked winter weather left before us. Even as we turn the first calendar page of 2016 this weekend, there is a lot of cleaning up left to do before we welcome spring.
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Woodland Gnome 2016
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